evenforme asked: Melisandre/Catelyn
evenforme asked: Hodor/Bran? GOOOD! WHYYYY? HAHAHA
thedirtyland asked: Tywin/Arya
Anonymous asked: Brienne/Jaime
Anonymous asked: Catelyn/Brienne
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Anonymous asked: Jon/Robb
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gods, cersei makes even me feel uncomfortable when she’s drunk
to those who never read the books if you think you hate joffrey now just wait until they introduce Ramsay.
I wanted it to end, but i didnt want the episode...
I CANT. I CANT DEAL I CANNOT DEAL
I dont think I'm mentally ready for tonight's...
if the iron throne is so uncomfortable, then why didn’t any of the kings ever thought to put a cushion on it….
Book!Cat: Ned, you must go to Kings Landing to help Robert and find out what happened to Jon Arryn!
HBO!Cat: Ned, stay here with me!
Book!Cat: Robb, let's trade for the girls and sue for peace. You can't bring your father back.
Book!Cat: Look, Robb, I know you don't want to negotiate with the Lannisters but you have to give them something. Okay, those terms aren't exactly what I was thinking but you're the King.
HBO!Cat: ::strangely missing from the negotiation table::
Book!Cat: I don't care what you say, Robb, I'm not going home I'm staying right here by any means necessary. Also if you're going to negotiate with Balon Greyjoy you shouldn't give up our only hostage.
HBO!Cat: You can't trust Balon! I want to go home!
Book!Cat: Trying to forge an alliance with Renly Baratheon could be a good idea.
HBO!Cat: Okay, Robb, I'll go negotiate with Renly, but I really want to go home.
Book!Cat: Releases Jaime after hearing about Rickon and Bran's "deaths", hoping to get back Sansa, who besides being her beloved daughter, is also a useful political piece (as Tywin *and* Robb would later note) and at that moment Robb's heir
HBO!Cat: Releases Jaime because all her children are held captive and she wants them back
Book!Robb: Forgives his mother because he has also done something "dishonorable"
HBO!Robb: LOL HOUSE ARREST
The worse part is that it's not even all there is.
Book!Cat: Defends herself during the attack on the way to the Vale and slits a man's throat.
HBO!Cat: Cowers in a corner with her eyes closed.
Book!Cat: Convinces Ser Robar Royce to defend Brienne, knocks out Ser Emmon Cuy with an iron brazier and sneaks out of Renly's camp with Brienne in stride.
HBO!Cat: Shows less initiative than Brienne (the girl who just witnessed the death of the man she loved).
Book!Cat: Accepts the full responsibility of her actions (releasing Jaime) and tells everyone she will willingly be punished for it.
HBO!Cat: FORGIVE ME
wait, there's a few more (nights-watch)
Book!Cat: -thinks about if Jon Snow's mom ever thought about Ned and cried at the word of his death-
HBO!Cat: -forgets the existance of Jon Snow after episode two of the first season-
Book!Cat: -praying in the gods wood after she hears about Ned's death-
HBO!Cat: We will kill them all.
Book!Cat: "My place is with my father. He can die at any time."
HBO!Cat: -starting to regret travelling anywhere in the first place-
Book!Cat: I dont care if you're sorry about Ned's death! That isn't going to bring him back! Stannis, Renly, put your cocks back into your breaches and help my son! He's only 15!
HBO!Cat: omg thank you, i hope you avenge his death, but before i ask you to help my son, lemme berrade you like youre both 6 year olds, ultimately insulting your manliness.
but also robb's kinda, er... (nights-watch)
Book!Robb: My brothers are dead...my best friend betrayed me... Please hold me, Jeyne.
HBO!Robb: That's a really sad story, and im gonna let you finnish, but i got the biggest boner of all time rn.
I really don't like Catelyn, could she stop being...
game-of-style: i hope this is a joke or….. Really really bitch, really. Catelyn Stark is super mom okay. and you know what? for those of you who read the book if Robb listened to her just once Or listened to her at all a certain scenario would never occurred. Actually more than one certain scenario would never occurred. YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. -coughredweddingcough- Catelyn...
yeah, that’s right bitch, this all could have avoided if you got your priorities straight.
erg, ill do the rest later. lol. besides no one seems to enthused with my mother’s day series. ah well
thrashlab asked: Comedian Guy Branum (Chelsea Lately) explains Game of Thrones in this hilarious new video. Thought I'd let you know since you're a big fan. The video is featured on our Tumblr and The Thrash Lab channel on YouTube. You can also find it by searching "The Factuary: Game of Thrones" on Google.
masonthegrey asked: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS YET IT MAKES THE SHOW SO MUCH BETTER REWATCH EVERYTHING AFTER YOU FINISH ASDFGHJKLDJHGAS
clash of kings spoiler[[MORE]]I just read the part that arya tricks jaqen but like jaqen turns into someone else what the hell, i liked jaqen, thats not fair. and who is he, he sounds like syrio. i dont want jaqen to leave he’s my baby jaqen come back
jon: stop moving
ygritte: i'm just trying to get comfortable
ygritte: against your penis
My heart broke when I heard the dragons cry out
I saw Tonks naked
Sorry about that, I fixed the link to my fanfic.
I wrote the first chapter of the Jon/OC fanfic I... →
It’s called Broken Things It has a little bit of Robb OC since the plot deals with him. Summary: Kyra Athens was a broken thing, thanks to Theon Greyjoy, Robb Stark, and Jon Snow. Time doesn’t heal all wounds, it just festers it. She had been teased her entire childhood by Robb Stark and Theon Greyjoy, but never by Jon Snow. Except for that one time eight years ago. Now she and her...
Anonymous asked: everyone would do the exact same thing. If he didn't he ran the risk of himself, Cersei, joffrey, myrcella, and tommen all being killed by Robert. Jaime is a great guy.
Anonymous asked: HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS? Jaime is the coolest motherfucker in westeros and beyond and one of if not the best character in the series.
Anonymous asked: for the fuck/marry/kill; Jaime, Tyrion, and Jon Snow?